Aw, thanks. Well Idk how to get conversations started on tumblr that’s the thing. So I guess - what do you want to talk about? I’m a fairly open book.
It will still be hugely fandomy but I’ve decided I’m going to talk about me more. Just a heads up. Feel free to abandon ship if thats not your thing. Loves if you choose to stay.
I feel like jumping to Frozen wasted SO MUCH GOOD DISNEY! What about Ursula? You hinted at a BIG DOG there lady! what about Maleficent. The movie was so good. Have you seen it? If not omg run dont walk. WHAT ABOUT ALADIN AND JAFAR AND JASMINE AND THE GENIE? YOU COULD DO SO MUCH WITH THEM! THEY’RE PRIME REAL ESTATE! Also Tiana and the Frog PRince who I dont remember his name. Oooh, and like come on go back to wonderland. I know SebStan is busy being Bucky “Too Fucking Tragic” Barnes but what about the rest of Wonderland? Come on! Alice is disney! Also, NARNIA? And like….did Mulan and co just vanish? What? I just thought Snow was the WEAKEST princess to go with. I mean you had Belle and Ariel and Jasmine to choose from and you go with SNOW? REALLY? PFFT. Okay. LEts get Ariel back she was fun. Lets bring in Pocahantas while we’re fucking up proper representations of cultures on that show and having no LGBTQA+ people! Oliver and Company! MUPPETS! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE CUZ DISNEY OWNS MARVEL YO! PIXAR!!! TOY STORY! TALKING TOYS! WALL-E! OPEN A BUY-N-LARGE IN STORYBROOKE! LETS GO CRAZY! BRING IN THE INCREDIBLES I SAY!
Yeah that show started out with a jumped shark for me. I never really too it too seriously. It’s a think. PS where did the Darling children go? And the Nuns?So Many Plot Holes.
Also isnt Studio Ghibli part of Disney? Bring in Howl and his Moving Castle I say. Let Emma deal with that magical brat for awhile. Seriously. Talk about a petulant child with some power. I’d love to see Howl and Gold deal with each other’s shit.
Oh Once Upon A Time. My feelings for you are so mixed. It’s such a crappy show and yet I CANNOT LOOK AWAY! Like. It’s my Desperate Housewives. I have MAJOR ISSUES with the way they deal with Adoption and Parental Rights on that show but on the other show but on the other hand - RUMBELLE! KILLIAN IN ALL HIS FORMS! ELSA AND HER LOST BIG EYES AND ATTEMPT TO DO THE RIGHT THING STOP MAKING ME SHIP YOU WITH YOUR SISTERS FIANCE! PS WHERE DID RED GO? GRUMPY STOP ACTING LIKE A ONE MAN ANGRY MOB! REGINA YOU DELICIOUS SOCIOPATH I WANT YOU AND ROBIN TO BANG LIKE BUNNIES! MULAAAAN! NOOOOO! MY HEART! YOU AND AURORA DESERVE A MELIFACENT ENDING! HENRY YOU ARE NOT THAT SPECIAL *SOB*NEAL*SOB* PINOCCHIO WHAT YOU DID WAS UNFORGIVABLE YOU HATEFUL PIECE OF KINDLING SHIT. EMMAMAGICWTFBBQ?!Q!?Q
So. Yes. Um. Feelings. I have some. Do you have some?
Girl lemme hold your earring cause shits about about to get real.